D ear Greg: You should get a kick out of this. I called Carl Sandefur of Economy Painting and Home Improvement to dismantle and haul away the twisted deck he built, and to deliver my $2,000 refund as he promised in your July 14 column. He gave me the death-in-the-family line. I told him I was sorry and would call him July 31 — time enough for him to go to Indiana for his uncle’s funeral. So two weeks later I call and say, “I need to know when you are coming back for this deck and bringing me a $2,000 cashiers check.” And Mr. Sandefur says, “I’m not. I only said that under coercion. That guy from the newspaper scared the hell out of me. Do you want my attorney’s number?” I told him no, and hung up. Since then I have called him three times to no avail. I leave messages which go unanswered — probably a good thing, as I am getting very annoyed.