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Sports: Josh McDaniels Checks NFL.com To See What Other Teams Are In The League
ENGLEWOOD, CO—First-year coach Josh McDaniels took some time out from training camp to familiarize himself with the Broncos’ competition…
Mom Has Some Wild New Ideas For Dressing Son This Year
TIGARD, OR—”Well, you know how boys are,” said Karen Dougherty, as she carefully hemmed the cuffs on a pair of baby-blue corduroys. “If Michael had his way, he’d probably run out the door every day in a T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers.
[audio] Airport Security Pig Finds Concealed Truffles
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[video] Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There Somewhere
Intrepid reporter Don Abrams surveys what might be damage from a massive landslide in the Philippines, although it’s hard to tell from his altitude.
Bounty, Brawny CEOs Wearing Down Patience Of Mutual Friend
WEST PATTERSON, NJ—Though he has maintained a close friendship with both men for nearly a decade, Miles McCormick, 42, admitted Tuesday that…
Sports: Bat Boy Easily Holds Shane Victorino Back During Argument With Umpire
PHILADELPHIA—Eight-year-old, 67-pound Phillies bat boy Joey Potts effortlessly restrained Shane Victorino from a dispute with plate umpire…
Would-Be Ford Assassin Released
After 34 years in prison, former Manson family member Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme was released from prison today. What do you think?